Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai wahi hu jisko Aapne parso bhi nahi Pehchana Tha...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

Pathan

Pathan ki flight ma tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
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“R U suffering from fever”?
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Pathan:”No,I m gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Nayi Doctor Ki Shradha

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sadma Bhi Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha

Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola

Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya

Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”

20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”

Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla: “Shit, Main To Banta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train ka safar

In search of seat in train,
Pessengr 1: thori takleef krein gy ap?


Psngr2: oi oi oi hui hui hui haye haye haye. . ! Enni kafi ay ya hor kran.

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)