Molvi sahib
Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein: Ajkal cable pe
channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!Pathan: Nahi,
hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain. Aap apna taar
check karo..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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