Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye,

beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo

peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 529 views

Marte sharabi se

Marte sharabi se Bhagwaan ne poocha :- Koi antim ichha ?
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Sharabi :- Agle janam me daant bhale hi ek dena ,

par liver 31 dena , Prabhu ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan k ghar beta hua

Pathan k ghar beta hua ! Pathan ne usy goud mein lia . . . ! . . Usne sussu kr dia.

Pathan Nurse se bola: Baji dosra de do ye leek hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am scared

I am scared of people who study a lot..

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
 bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo 
beta Dadi sey 
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho 
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)