Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 841 views

Allah Ke Nam Pe Bhej De

Bhikari Ne Phone Kiya: Hello Taj Hotel

Taj:Yes
1 Biryani1 Pizza Bhej Do

Taj: Kiske Nam Pe Bhej Du Sir
Allah Ke Nam Pe Bhej De

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Winner will get the cup

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

1 admi ksi shkh ki shdi

'1 admi ksi shkh ki shdi m gya
Shdi waly ghr k 2 darwaze thy,
Aik pe rishtedar....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aj padhna pena

Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina,
Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass
krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh
ne rehna

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Adopting a child

Chaudhary to his adopted son:

Son what is the height of laziness?



Son: what more than adopting a child

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)