promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

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