Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1029 views

Student School

Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School Kid

School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?

Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.

Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Us se next week darbar pe jaen ge

Girl:janu is week daily movie dekhen ge. Next week daily shoping karen ge
boy:us se next week darbar pe jaen ge.
Girl:wo kiun
boy:bheek mangne.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shadi kar k Pareshan

Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?


Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,, Thokar khanay se aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)