Santa susral gaya
Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag
khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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