Pathan: Halwai se
Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!
Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,
Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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