Pathan: Halwai se

Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!

Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,

Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..

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