Gates(Confused)
Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views
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1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..
punjabi se:
Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A
Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947
Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.
Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye
1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani
ab sardar se:
Q:naam?
ans: B.A
Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D
by Raju (few years ago!)
A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.
SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR: Likh De Puttar “Very Long”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.
"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"
Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".
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Jawab mila.
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"Sir ye anda aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”‘
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marriage tip :
When you want to get your Wife's Attention :
"just look Comfortable
and Happy...!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU-Agar bibi ke baap ko Sasur kahte H to, Girlfriend ke baap ko kya kahenge
MOLU-:Agar shadi ke liye haa kar di to SASUR nahi to "ASUR" smile pleasse
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke
baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi
peeta...?
Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir
gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya
ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa :Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa :Kyun?
Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)