1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,
Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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