If someone calls u crazy
If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 1172 views
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