Lion ne ek buddhe ko pakad liya.
Buddha :- Mera khoon to thanda ho
chuka hai kisi jawan ka taza garam
khoon piyo.
Lion :- Koi baat nahi aaj cold drink pine

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 790 views

pathan to girl friend

1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.



OR kaha


Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher: What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

DEVDAS Of 2012

DEVDAS Of 2012:
Maa Ne Kaha FaceBook
Chor Do
Abba Ne Kaha Mobile
Night Package Chor Do
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile
Se Balance Churana Chor
Do
Paaro Ne Kaha Bacardi
Peena Chor Do
Aur ek Din Aayega Jab
Paro K Bachhey Bolenge-
Maamu Ab To Hamaari
Mummy Ka Peecha Chor
Do :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa's son

Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Santa : 10 Rs ka
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...

Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher student se

Teacher student se:"Table pe ink kis ne grai
hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho
ge.. ??
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Studnet:
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“Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai
hai..:p :O :D:D
Student Rocks ... Teacher shocks..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)