cold drink
Lion ne ek buddhe ko pakad liya.
Buddha :- Mera khoon to thanda ho
chuka hai kisi jawan ka taza garam
khoon piyo.
Lion :- Koi baat nahi aaj cold drink pine
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 659 views
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