Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 833 views

Facebook Ki Password

Sach' Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se..

Jisse Hum Shaadi karte hai Wo husband/wife ban jaate hai aur..
Jisse Pyar karte hai Wo facebook ki ID ka Password ban jaate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dost or ap ki lover doob rahay hoon to

Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?

Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

agar pyaar aap say

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare,
Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)