Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views

height of irritating

height of irritating

boy-pen h ?
grl-nhi h..
.
.
thodi der baad

boy-pen h ?
grl-bola naa nhi h..

boy-pen h..pen ??
grl-bola naa nhi h..ab pucha toh HATHODA maar dungi..

boy-Hathoda h ??
grl-nhi....

boy-toh phir pen h pen ??
:D:D:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse poocha: Kyun tention mein ho???

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupey diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

New car

Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
Memon Apni Car K Liye Rone Laga
Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
Afsoos Mai Ye B Nai Pata
K Apka Left Hand B Ghayab Hai,
Tu Memon Ne Kaha:
Kyaaaa!
Yani Meri New Rado Ghari B Gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram

Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram Se Soo Rhe The
Farishte Ne 2usre Se Puchaa Yeah Dozak
Mein Be Soye Huway Hain?
Dusre Nay Kaha
Yea Pakistan Say Aye Hen
Garmi AOr Loadsheding Kay Adi Hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)