Baagh Me Bulbul
Baagh Me Bulbul Or Mehfil Me Parwaney, Behar-e-Ishq Me Kis Ka Baira Gharq Nahi, Dono Saari Raat Nahi Sotey Ik Pal, Aashiq Or Ullu Me Koi Farq Nahi.
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