Tumhare papa ki maut kis tarhan hoi thi

Aik pathan dosre se
Tumhare papa ki maut kis tarhan hoi thi

Dosra pathan afsos karte hoey
Yaar onn ki yadasht bohat kamzoor thi Dopaher ko sotey waqt woh Saans lena bhool geye they

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