Santa taklu Hai
Santa takluSanta taklu Hai
Saloon Santa Ka Hay.:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1253 views
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khaas unke liye jo SMS nhi krte,
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maar jayege.
Jab asar krne lage to reply kr dena.
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Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
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Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
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Global Warming warning:" Our next generations will not be able to see polar bears and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki kya ?? :(( :p :D :O
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Psychiatrist: "What`s wrong with your brother?"
Sister: "He thinks that he`s a chicken,"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has he been acting like a chicken?"
Sister: "Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs."
Psychiatrist: "What`s your problem?"
Patient: "I think that I`m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "And how long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg."
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Santa: My wife’s first husband.
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Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
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Student: How much will you charge for monthly
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