A Story With A Moral
Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka
Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”
Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”
“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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