Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka

Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”

Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”

“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 922 views

Now run

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nani (to a kid)

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kill a bird

How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
from there to die.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi?

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.

Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”

Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”

Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”

Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)