Get Me An Ambulence Now
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
Similar Jokes
Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
&
Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai…:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar
After Marriage:
Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?
Pati-Andhi Ho?
Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
Wife-Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Muze Dar Lag Raha Hai..!
Santa-Agar Tuze Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai..
To Meri Tarah Aankhe Band Karle..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,
S. Pawar : Hum try karenge '
Anna : Pyar se bol rahe hai mehngai kam karo warna thappad mar ke bhi bol sakte hai
S. Pawar : Thappad se dar nahi lagta anna , anshan se lagta hai !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua
Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,
Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,
Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….
Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an
account. he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why? Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Munda: Tu ehni sohni lagdi a tainu heer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!
Kuri: Teri shakal mere massi de munde wargi tenu veer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)