AMERICAN LIFESTYLE
AMERICAN LIFESTYLE Daughter-Sorry dad I got married yesterday.I forgot to inform u...
Dad- Its ok my child. But dont forget to invite me the next time...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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