A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 614 views

Students tentions

Girls tention: sawal out of sallaybus na aa jae


boys tention:

sala roll number fast banch pe na aa jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

memon to Dr.

Memon k bete ka accident hogya
Dr:
ap k bete ki dono tangen katni paregi?
Memon ne sir pakar lia
Dr:
kia hua
Memon:
kal hi begherat ko nai chappal dilwai thi

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

meaning of wife

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means… Without Information, Fighting Every time!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardarji is filling up a job application

Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)