A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Sardar and Phatan ki Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maine Cigarette Chhor Di

1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha

BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?

Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.

BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am not feeling well

Im not feeling well..

Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..

Husband: Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

teri awaz sunnay ko

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)