Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'

Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay'

Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

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