Sharabi Ke Gaane

1 sharabi let kr gaane ga raha tha.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga..

Dusra sharabi ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..

Sharabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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