Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me
Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,
Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1128 views
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