baap bete ki galti pe-gadha
beta-papa tension not sab khete hai mai aap pe gaya huin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views

Mother vs son

Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 CHURAIL ne 60

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;

Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!

Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,us ny charhi ghumae 2 tickets a gaey.phir shohar sy pocha tum btao kya chahty ho.

Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahiay.

Churail ny charhi ghumae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.

Moral:
mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b aurat hoti hai.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
1. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

to live a life

To live a life, we need:


1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck



So,

I salute YOU....





for managing Without these:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)