Bankelal k sir pr sirf do hi baal the. ek baal ne dusre baal se kaha - "kyu n hum log vivah kar le or population badaya jaye?" dusra baal bola- "tumko pata nhi hai ki BHARAT me BAAL VIVAH par pratibandh hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Munna Bhai In Operation Theatre

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kali

Duniya ki her kali aik din phool ban jati hai, magar wo konsi kali hai jo kabhi phool nahi banti??
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CHIP 'KALI'...
:D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Dil To Bachha He Ji

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi

Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bikari Rupia Dede

Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
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Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)