Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon

bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo
beta Dadi sey

baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views

Girlfriend v/s Friend

Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..

Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D

Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,

Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?

Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meet me for lunch

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st sardar: oye agar neend

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
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.2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dafa ho jao

Dil me nafrat le k bethe ho humri hi mehfil me humare hi lye



faraz


chalo shabash dafa ho jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)