Beta bapp sey
Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo
beta Dadi sey
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki
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