Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:

Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 592 views

Fm radio hi le lo

Girl:mujhe aik aisa husband chahye jo achi baten kare hansi mazak kare aur mujhe gane bi sunae
pappu:tu husband choro aur fm radio le lo

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos)

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
"Patthar kO Palat Lo
Kuch Ban Joge"
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
ULLU Ban Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)