Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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