Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views

police to sharabI

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,

police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Makhlooq ko mat Tang

Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs

Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.

Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki Dua

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
.
Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Masjid Ke Liye Chanda

Masjid K Liye Chande Ki Appeel
Ho Rahi Thi,

1 Admi Ne Khare Ho K Kaha:
Mai Bulb Lagwa Dun Ga

Dosra:
Mai Pankha Lagwa Dun Ga

Pathan Josh Me:
Hum Cable Lagwa De Ga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)