Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views

Sach btao

Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan Ghuse Mein thje kaise pata chal jata hai
ke mein pathan hon,

Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi
"MICROWAVE" hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?

SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me q nahi?
POLICE:kya?

SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

adnan sami

Teacher: Bachön batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay?
Students:- (ADNAN SAMI)

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Mannat mangi thi

Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya: Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya? Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)