Reasons why Computers are females
Five reasons to believe computers are females :
1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.
2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'
4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views
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