Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views

You are the one

You are the one who is so smart,
you are the one who is so charming,
you are the one who is so caring,
you are the one who is so good looking
and I am the one who’s spreading these rumours

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hitler during his speech

Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my dictionary.”

Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
.
.
"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Office Chal rahe ho kya?

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya

Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty karnay jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)