What is your fees?
Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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