Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab
Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega
Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?
Santa-Suraj
Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU.
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10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each
"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.
"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.
Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."
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