Pathan Judge
Judge:
Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho,
Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pathan: Tum Roz Aata Hai,T
Tumko Aati Hai Kya??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 541 views
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