zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza
Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza
uski maut ke baad hi hota hai
Jese….
Zinda murghi Rs – 200
Aur
Chicken karahi Rs – 700
by Numan Malik (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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