1 BANIYA mrte time bola
1 BANIYA mrte time bola-Meri Biwi kaha hai.
Biwi-Mai yha hu.
MERA BETA? Ha papa
Or BETI? papa hm sb aapke pas hi hai.
TO Haramkhoro DUKAN PE Kaun Hai??
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