1 BANIYA mrte time bola-Meri Biwi kaha hai.

Biwi-Mai yha hu.
MERA BETA? Ha papa

Or BETI? papa hm sb aapke pas hi hai.

TO Haramkhoro DUKAN PE Kaun Hai??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

1 pathan Aasman par Dekh Raha

1 pathan Aasman par
Dekh Raha ThaUsne Dosre pathan se pocha:

Yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND ?
Dosra pathan bola
Pata nahi hum khud is
Shehar me naya aya hai……………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

While visiting Santa’s house

While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.

Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.

“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less T.V.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

facebook status

molvi: Do you agree to change ur facebook status
from Single to Married ???
Boy: yes yes yes
Girl: yes yes yes
Molvi: you are now husband and wife , you may now
upload ur wedding pics and don’t forget to tag
me..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)