Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!


Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 541 views

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?
Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha,
lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna
naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Funny Laloo: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Wifei bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gupta was driving car very rashly.

Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge vs sardar

Judge:tumahara juram sabit ho chuka hai kal tumen phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:wo to mujhe pata hai par utara kb jae ga sham ko hum mongphali bechta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)