Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 790 views

Student

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.

Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya

Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:

Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aashiqui 3 Funny Song Facebook

Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aik nojawan ne aik bazurg se poucha

Aik nojawan ne aik bazurg se poucha. “train main safar karte waqt kis taraf muhn rakhna chahy?”

bazurg bole: apne saman ki taraf.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)