Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...


1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1044 views

Buy a note book

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no
margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the
note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

DEVDAS Of 2010

DEVDAS Of 2010..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur

Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
.
.
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)