Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.
Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.
Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai
Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,
Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,
Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha
Santa: Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Pathan: What is Internet Explorer ??
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Pathan replied: It is a software which helps us to download Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome after reinstalling windows....:P :D
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega..
Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Dost:5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.
Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”
Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”
Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khwab
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha..
Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)