Ek Ladki apne BF k sath

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne
laga..

Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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.
.
(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
.
.
.
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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