Half a day of school
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..;-P
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PATHAN : 1 maah main,
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AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
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Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,
Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?
PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)
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Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.
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Teacher-giv eng trnslation of
“BAZAAR MAI GOLIYAN CHAL RHI HAIN”.
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Stu-”The TABLETS are WALKING in the market”.:*8-):*
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Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Husband replied:
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Tha
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Asalam o
Alekum Wa
Rahmatullah
Pathan:
Wa Alekum Salam
Molvi Sahib Mehrbani.:
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