A man was appearing and

A man was appearing and disappearing in yamaraj's window..
YAMA:R U PLAYING GAME WITH ME?

Man:no sum stupid internee is giving me cardiopulmonary resusciation..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 715 views
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