Intelligent Sardar

Intelligent Sardar
All Scientists Fail 2 Answer This
But Sardar Rocks
Q:-Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating?
?
?
Ans:- BESAN K PAKORAY.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views
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