Parha likha Sardar
Aik sardar sarak paar karte howe tarak se takra gia jab hosh aya to logon ne pocha ap ko gari nazar nai ayi thi.
Sardar: nazar aai thi par us pe likha tha "too lagh ja sadi khair he"
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 617 views
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