Ye daulat bhi lelo
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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Golden Words written on “Riksha”.
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Qismat Aazma chuka hun
Muqaddar aazma raha hun
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir
Riksha chala raha hun.
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Teacher: No Never!
Boy: See I had told you not to worry
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bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai
mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay
professor khapay ki katab
" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas
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“Kya Tumhare Underwear Main Suraakh Hai?”
Friend Replied:No
Sardar Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Sey Dalta Hai Saalay..
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2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.
Afridi ne 6 mara.
Pehla charsi: Wah kiya goal kia hay.
Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is me nhi, cricket me hota hay.
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Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: “Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Santa: “Lassi Bana Raha Hoon”
Banta Gusse Se: “Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi.
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,
pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,
ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?
sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Sardar:4 apples.
Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,
Sardar to his frnd:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Frnd:6 apples
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by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
ek ladka dusre ladke se kahta hai- aaj maine railway station par khari train ki sarihowo nikL DI.
DUSRA- WELL, wahi train hamari shop par pincer judwane aayi thi.
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