Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 653 views

Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki

Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?

Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Story behind "Ladies First"

The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided
"LADIES FIRST" :-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speedsy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side walyboard pe likha hy:YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Train Me 1 Larke

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy


Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai

Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)