Murghi Ka Qatal

Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,

Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,

Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,

Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,

Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,

Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)

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