WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho

WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush bhi ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,

Husband: tum meri zindagi ho Or Lannat hy aisi zindagi par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views
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Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.

Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?

Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan in hotel

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di.

Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.

Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.

Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
apni sas lagti hai

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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12 Boys planed to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GENIUS SON

GENIUS SON

Baap: Beta,paper kesa hua?

Beta:Bas pehla sawal choot gya!

Baap:Aha! or baqi?

Beta:Teesra mujhe aata nahi tha!

Chotha main krna bhool gya!

Paanchwa mujhe nazar nahi aya!

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‘If I Am A Millionaire’
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Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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Pathano Ka Area Hay

Husband 2 Wife:
Parda Karlo Aagey Sindhiyon Ka Area Hai Thori Dair K Baad

Wife 2 Husband: Ab Tum Parda Karlo Aagey Pathano Ka Area Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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