Ice cream cigrate

Baap beta aik hotal me gae
baap:waiter 1 cigrate aur 1 ice cream lao.
Beta :ice cream kiun
baap:aaj ap bi cigrate pee len ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 546 views
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