Baap beta aik hotal me gae
baap:waiter 1 cigrate aur 1 ice cream lao.
Beta :ice cream kiun
baap:aaj ap bi cigrate pee len ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 710 views

parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Cheeni Aur Ataa

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Aadmi mango juice ka glass le

Aadmi mango juice ka glass le kar baitha tha..!!

Dost aaya aur fataak se juice pee liya.!!!

Aadmi – Meri to yaar kismat he kharaab hai.. :(Beta fail ho gaya,

biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi,
ghar me chori ho gayi,
nal me paani nahi,
ghar me light nahi...
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Ab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha aur wo bhi tu pee gaya kaminey! :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in Railway Station

Train Station Py Ruki:
1 Admi Ny Sath Bethe Pathan Sy Pocha
Kon Sa Station Hy?
Pathan Ny Bahir Dekha Or Kuch Dair Bad Bola
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Lagta Hy Railway Station Hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls ki ek smile boys

Girls ki ek smile boys ko confuse kr deti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k. .
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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya Dekh k hans rhi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)