Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0

by lescol (few years ago!) / 484 views

What Is Your Name?

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pesa milne ka chance

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo
es se app ke ezat nai barte balke
kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate
hain......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

santa banta

Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . .

Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india” Baaki sab to videsh hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan bank lootne gya

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

anso bhane se kya faida

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida

Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida... ;->

by Raju (few years ago!)