A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.

SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR: Likh De Puttar “Very Long”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views

I am a Proud Sardar

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.

Banta : Really, what is he studying,

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Larki Boht sakun se park

1 Larki Boht sakun se park
me bench pr leti thi
1 faqir aya or hans k bola
Hello darling :*
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Larki ghuse se:
Tumhari jurat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki?
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Faqir:
sohnyo! Fir mere bed te ki pae krdey o..??:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

interviewer to santa

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How an american will tell his

How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Think
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold day”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

husband said to hi wife

A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)