I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views

student life

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

10-10 bacche

Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein
Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se
Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)