Dost :tum har station pe utar k agle station ka ticket kiun lete ho?
Pathan:docter ne lamba safar karne se manh kia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 747 views

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Friendship

Veeru : I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you. Jay : Me too, after you leave for office.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar goes into ladies

Sardar goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up.

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,
Beth jao,Beth jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trip to the art gallery

On a trip to the art gallery, a teacher was annoyed to see a boy slapping a statue. He marched over and demanded,

Why are you slapping that statue?'
'Because the gallery attendant told me to beat it,' replied the boy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Time will Pass

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)