Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya,
Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Ksi Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Barat Me Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz Lagai,
”Me Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba?” Kuri Ka Baap Utha Or
Un Dono Ne Aps Me Pagrian Change Kar Li.
Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
”Me Munde Da Chacha,Kithay Kuri Da Chacha?” Uno Ne Kameez Change Kar Li
Os K Bad Mujse Raha Na Gya,
Mene Kaha,Me Munde Da YAR,Kithay Kuri Da YAR?
Bus Fair Danday, Sotay Te Jutian Change Hoiyan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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